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So I said to the Taxi driver, "King Edwards Close". He replied "It's alright we'll lose him at the next set of lights".
"If you listen to the fans, you end up sitting with them" - Wayne Bennett
"If you listen to the fans, you end up sitting with them" - Wayne Bennett
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Home Games
At long last, the good-humored boss was compelled to call Freddie into his office.
"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game, you have to take your gran to the doctor."
"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Freddie. "I didn't realise that. What a coincidence!"
"Well?" the boss said after an awkward moment of silence. "Do you have an explanation?"
"Hmmmm..." said Freddie. "You think she's faking it?"
At long last, the good-humored boss was compelled to call Freddie into his office.
"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game, you have to take your gran to the doctor."
"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Freddie. "I didn't realise that. What a coincidence!"
"Well?" the boss said after an awkward moment of silence. "Do you have an explanation?"
"Hmmmm..." said Freddie. "You think she's faking it?"
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Apparently the residents of Featherstone were in shock today after a police raid uncovered some 3.5 tonnes of high grade cocaine, 4 assault rifles, several handguns, 2,000 rounds of ammunition and some semtex in a lockup behind the job centre.
A local who didn't wish to be identified said "Its very very surprising you don't usually associate a job centre with Featherstone"
A local who didn't wish to be identified said "Its very very surprising you don't usually associate a job centre with Featherstone"
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John 3:16
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I bought my last dog off the blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
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